Pretty much a summary of my relationship with Jamilah. She was trying to lick my face.
Artsfest 2011
Bedtime story. I <3 Waliver.
for Jamilah, because she has a pre-hangover headache (poor baby)
Once upon a time … ummm … I got married to a unicorn and we had lovely unicorn babies and they were all really clever and special, but one of them was clever-er and special-er than the rest. His name was Cupcake Cottonball Snowy Mist Sweetcorn and he wanted to be an astronaut. We (his parents) always encouraged him to pursue his dream but we knew he’d face many obstacles along the way because he was just so special, the world wasn’t ready to handle him just yet.


